If Diablo 3 was a girl, we'd tell you to run for the hills. She will ruin you.
Will Smith backhand slaps a Ukrainian reporter after he tried kissing him on the lips at the Russian premiere of Men In Black III.
This man is our hero, he's going to be invited to all of our parties from now on.
There's are plenty of people feeling this guy's rage with Diablo 3 right now, but they haven't gone out and made a video rant.
If you've ever watched an episode of Man vs Wild, you will know how spot on this guy's Bear Grylls impression is...only instead of tackling the wild, he's taking on the city.
We're suspect they're not actually talking about fruit in this song, especially when the bananas and melons are pulled out.
This sheep didn't take too kindly to this man fishing on his turf and lets him know about it.
We can't make up our minds if this is a real film or not, but what's next on the animal mutation list?
Bless you Conan, bless you. It's about time someone put that creature in her place.
This is by far the easiest test we've ever sat...
What do you do when face to face with a vegan ghoul trying to convert meat-eaters to vegetarianism? You do what these guys do.
We said we would stop putting up kid shit, but you guys obviously have great parenting skills, this kid's rocking out to Nirvana's 'breed', he has our respect.
She was warned that it was only a matter of time before her weight would collapse the window awning she was sitting on, but didn't listen...and guess what happened next.
The actual vid's been pulled, so here's a video of people reacting to the carpet cleaner and his dirty habits on Target last night.
We just ran our de-pixelator through this picture and found out the identity of the man on Target last night...and the results may shock you.
Men, if you're as clever and committed to your sleaziness as this guy is, you can have fun doing ballet too...
The boys are fishing on the South Island and show us how to make a culinary delight in a campervan.
Oh, if this school really existed, we'd go there for an open day.
Doesn't want men staring at her chest....but has breast implants. You can't blame a man looking down there Nicole, especially when you have 'em on display like that.
The Dictator addresses the people of New Zealand before this film comes out, showing off his excellent knowledge of our country.
These lads went out for a full day's fishing, and caught bugger all...until they returned home. The fish literally leaped INTO their boat!
Fiat's stock will soar through the roof if this car really could make things like this happen....
Women of the world, if you must cover up your cleavage at work (believe us, that's the last thing we want) then use this nifty invention.
Turkey's Emre called Didier a "f--king n---er" during a previous match. It's something he clearly hasn't forgotten, and gets his payback...and gives a whole new meaning to the term "football".
Find out the identity of the man on Target
The unluckiest couple at a baseball game
Mum unhappy over rude burger surprise
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Diablo 3 rage
Conan busted staring at Nicole Scherzinger's boobs
Wind Up Your Wife - Prize Pig - Seyad is a bit of a prize pig, according to her sister, so Robert and Jono pulled possibly the cruelest prank yet on her.
Wind Up Your Wife - The Vomitting Brazilian - A first ever for Wind Up Your Wife - Jono literally made a poor woman sick to her stomach, causing her to throw up!
Even dogs know that when life presents you an opportunity - you must cease the moment. 10.0 / 10.0
It's his first day on the job, and already Aussies aren't liking him - not even the drunk ones. 10.0 / 10.0
The man's take on Facebook and how it's destroyed our social lives. 10.0 / 10.0
Sacha Baron Cohen's new character gets one over Ryan Seacrest live on the red carpet at the Oscars - by spilling a jar of ashes all over him! 10.0 / 10.0
This is an unbelievably awesome photo of Bret McKenzie on the red carpet. 10.0 / 10.0
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