Jase's Diary

Welcome to my Diary.... Everyone has those blogs and stuff on the internet - I can't figure out how to use those so I will just write all my crap here... 
 

Well fuck my balls… I haven’t written anything here for months.
What’s there to report? Well….. here are the highlights

 

On Christmas eve I got hoovered and did wees on my girlfriend by accident in the middle of the night

 

I sold my Holden Commodore to some people from Otara that I think were connected to the Killer Beez – they didn’t put the car into their names and then went around various Auckland petrol stations stealing petrol … It was awesome having the police knock on my door before work one Saturday morning wanting to seize my assets to recoup costs from the stolen petrol.

 

I brought a Motely Crue T-shirt

 

I jumped of the Auckland Harbour Bridge

 

My Girlfriend moved in with me (not so much a highlight at all – I’m pretty sure she genuinely hates me but can’t afford to move back home to CHCH)

 

I went to Australia

 

I went to Rainbows end (mud)

 

I met Incubus (there were cool)

 

I went to Rock2Wgtn on a 4 day bender with my friends – I came home and had the screaming shits for 2 days afterwards – my body hated me.

 

And in May I head over to USA, EUROPE and ASIA for 6 and a bit weeks.. stoked as.

 

I got nothing – going to go and have another beer,….

Love you

6th Sept 2007
Dear Diary,
 
What a pretty shit week. I have this pretty average flu that wont buggar off. Lastight went like this:
 
•      wake up
•      cough
•      Spit wad of snot into cup beside bed
•      repeat until you feel like you are going to throw up or until sunrises (whichever comes first)

My nose is running faster than Carl Lewis too. Not ideal.

Anyyywayyy – apart from that, my week has been really uneventful.
I think I may have reached a new Personal Best sleep record this week at just over 13hrs non stop (about 4 nights back as I felt this flu coming on). I haven’t slept like that since I was 6. …So I guess I can say something was achieved this week.
We got a new desk in our office at work………. you know what…. I have NOTHING entertaining to tell you.

Talk soon when my life gets better.

 

27th August 2007

Dear Diary,

 

Holy shit – what a weekend. (me in the middle)

I seriously have just had the most insane couple of days of my life. The Undie 500 was on which in the annual rally from CHCH to Dunedin. Students dress up their cars and then drive from CHC to Dunedin stopping at various pubs along the way. Someone sober drives of course. The actual day of the Undie 500 (Friday) went well.. with virtually no problems at all.. We (The Rock) put on a BBQ for everyone drinking and I broadcasted The Rock30 live from GARDIES. Everyone was well behaved…. Until about mid night when all the riots broke out.

 

I must say sorry to the guys who were trying to sleep in their flat, when I ran in with a tube of savlon and coated them in it. Also sorry to the flat that I peeled off the labels of their canned food (will be a lucky dip for dinner over the next couple of weeks)

 

Cheers to the flat that gave me a keg stand and big ups to Gardies for the beers on Saturday.

 

Here is some photos of the aftermath Sunday morning.

Bye for now

Jase

 

Dear Diary,

 

What a loser... here I am bored on a Saturday night and updating my blog like some 13yr old girl. Truth is, I can't be fucked going out tonight. ... I do most of my work behind the scenes at The Rock and tend to live at work.... So the thought of not having to do anything and have a sleep in as long as I want on a Sunday is EXTREMELY arousing.

 

After the Rock30 today I went and collected my new car - a Holden VT commodore... Pretty happy with it... Mainly cos everyone at The Rock will stop calling me a homosexual for driving a BMW around ponsonby... Plus Doully got a BMW the other day, and nobody wants anything he has. He stood me up today too... Each Rock30 I talk to him about what is happening over the weekend in sport - but he wouldn't answer his phone (screening my calls) ... Who cares what he has to say anyway.. . he is just a washed up cricketer (who was average in the first place.... and lets be honest, he loses more at the TAB than anyone so who cares what his score predictions are, they are usually mudd. Do you think I should drop Doully from my sports updates and find someone with a bit more respect? If so, who?

 

well... i'm gonna go and have some "quality Jase time" - Have a good one

 

Jase

 

 

Dear Diary,

 

Friday the 13th today eh... Hope I don't see any black cats or ladders or fat people today. Bad luck.

My life this week has been pretty tame. Work has been sort of quiet (shh don't tell the boss) ... I have been feeling rather avergae this week... The past 3 nights in a row I have drunken at least half a crate of Tui before bed.. and lastnight managed to just about knock over a whole one... but i passed on on my lounge floor..... by myself.... with no pants on. I will get there. I will.

 

This weekend will be pretty uneventful - I will be on air doing The Rock30 from 3pm on Saturday so make sure you tune in and listen to that. My girlfriend goes back to Chch tomorrow morning to so I will get my old life back for a few weeks before she visits again. Having her not here usually involves alot more sleep and more quality 'Jase' time. .. and I'm not as poor.

 

Well - I better go do something - have an awesome weekend.

 

Jase

 

Monday 2nd July - 2pm.
 
Dear Diary,
 
I watched the sixth sense the other night and the kid on that did something called "free writing" - where you just write crap down that is in your head. So I'm going to do that each week on my little part of the world wide websitcles.

Anyway....I had a pretty eventful weekend.
I worked the Rock30 on Saturday - then went home for a kip, woke my ass up and went to GNR... I know everyone said it was awesome.. but i thought it was pretty lame. It was full of cheese and sounded like a bag of ass where I was sitting. Plus the dude getting his goats out next to me smelt like he didn't know what a shower or deodorant was. ...and had heaps of acne. Not ideal.

 

I managed to watch the first half of the rugby before I went inside to GNR - looked like we were going to win... and the Americas Cup went badly too. We are pretty average at sports at the moment eh!
 
On Sunday I went for a drive to the aero club as I'm thinking of learning to fly. I might be a little to retarded for it, but I want to give it a shot. I also went on a romantic journey with my girlfriend to Dick Smith Electronics where I purchased a joystick and played Combat flight simulator til about midnight. My Girlfriend wasn't speaking to me this morning... Not sure why.....

 

I got sent an email with photos of an amazingly good looking woman called Nicky Whelan over the weekend too... Here is a wee sneak peak: If you want me to send you the whole lot e-mail me jase@therock.net.nz (they are pretty awesome)

 
I'm filling in for Robert and Jono this arvo - So I better go find some stuff to talk about...
 
Oh – and I’m growing a beard. It’s a little bit red... infact.. alot red. I’ll post a photo soon..