Jay-Z bought his bootilious wife Beyoncé a half a million dollar ring to commemorate her pregnancy...for most women they don't need to buy anything to commemorate getting pregnant...the stretch marks do that for free!
It's been revealed Demi Moore tried recently to get her cougar claws into teen heart throb Zac Efron. However, it all screeched to a halt when he said, "My Grandma grew up LOVING your films!"
Only one percent of women want a treadmill for Valentine's Day. Even though 99% of them need one.
Miley Cyrus bought a $150 thousand dollar Mercedes Benz. Now comes the tough part: making her dad move out of the garage so she can park it.
Simon Cowell fired Paula Abdul from "The X Factor". When Paula got the news she was at a loss for words. Just like she was before she got the news.