Her future as a pole dancer isn't looking bright...
It doesn't hurt that Jennifer Aniston shows off a little skin in it either...
It could have gone either way, but this guy jumped off a roof on his bike and won big time.
Er...she's everything you want in a woman, right? Right?
Well that escalated quickly! If you're a boss in a company that works with bulldozers, remember to pay your employees.
Karl Stefanovic from Australia's Today Show had a crack at eating the world's hottest pie - and it he hilariously couldn't handle the heat!
He got BUSted!
A 2-for-1 special - not only did he crunch his nuts on the handrail, he also got a face full of the concrete after bailing. Ouch.
How the hell did this guy walk around for so long with this in his back?
Nothing like a compilation of guys getting hit in their junk to remind you to always protect your family jewels...
He clearly saw the crazy in her and bailed early on their first date. But she tracked him down and left this on his phone!
Never heard of him? No one has. But people will now, as the dude who failed miserably to jump between two platforms at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards and crushed two poor girls. Can anyone smell a lawsuit?
Jack Black and Kyle Gass take over the weather, but do they have what it takes when it comes to the clicker and pronunciation?
"F**k Dave Grohl. F**king f**ked us in the back, the f**ker." - find out what caused Jack Black to utter those words about his famous can-do-no-wrong rockstar pal, plus what they thought of the boys' home brew beer!
A husband busts his wife in bed with someone else and while they're fighting it out, the other guy makes an escape through the window...onto a very busy street.
Watch how these ladies react when they hear two people going at it in a nearby toilet cubicle. And their faces when they realise the who the culprits are!
It's good to know that when Jono's not being an annoying little shit at The Rock, he's being an annoying little shit at TV3.
No, we're not joking. This guy convinced the frog not to jump off the ledge, that it had so much to live for.
Check out the new teaser trailer for Anchorman 2!
The 'Anti-Conjuror' Dan Sperry visited the studio and performed a freakish card trick on Bryce. We can't figure out how he did it!
His mate films the whole thing, it's clearly a stressful situation, but he still finds time to film the random bunny rabbit.
It was Paula White's last day working for BBC radio, and she got absolutely peeled before going on-air. Listen to her drunken highlights - it is absolute gold!
Oh sure, there's heaps of chicks in this ad, but there's something just weird about this guy and his manhandling ways.
So this is what they get up to in Nashville. Doesn't matter how classy a lady you are, there's a little bitch inside every chick...
Men, it doesn't look good for your face fur. It sounds like women just don't like our beards...
She went full retard. Never go full retard.
What do you think of it - funny, or did they miss the mark with this one?
Why? Because he can, that's why. Don't know which is better: Him or the running commentary.
The dude's damn lucky the elephant didn't trample him and his drunk mates...
Just one of those moments when all the elements of the universe come together to make you look like an epic boss on camera....
Well the building goes down, taking out the guy with the pole at the same time...
That's called karma, dumbarse.
Chick poops in her hand at a club
The eye test
Texts from mums
The most disgusting thing we've seen this year
Harlem Shake goes terribly wrong
Stealing gas, you're doing it wrong
RJ Wind Up - The Deer Hunter - Nat's brother thought he could shoot, kill and hide two tagged deer and get away with it ....guess again buddy!
RJ Wind Up - The call from the council - Robert's been a little tense since he set a fire in a park last week and Jono thought it was the perfect opportunity for some payback. With a little help from the council...
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Safe say none of these guys got laid for at least a year after pulling these stunts ... pretty dark!
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If showing nipple is considered nudity, what would this be then?
He tried to fart and a little shit came out. Sorry, a lot of shit came out.
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We're no doctors but we're preeeetty sure he's broken something in his back....
Thanks to some strategic string-cutting from a 'friend', this chick makes a right tit of herself...
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