When you gotta go, you gotta go. Clean up on aisle five.
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That's a good idea, chuck your kid in the laundromat machine and lock him in. That won't scar him for life.
He's trained himself to feel no pain in the nether region, and gets his mates to commit some gut wrenching crimes to his meat n two veg.
....We're pretty sure she's not talking about the drink here.
This young lad is showing off to his classmates how good he is on a pogo stick... take a guess how it ends.
Cow + train = messy hamburger. It's not what you see so much as what you hear that makes you cringe.
It's killing us that we have to wait a year for the new Anchorman, but Ron Burgundy and the boys are keeping us entertained in the meantime with stuff like this.
If Diablo 3 was a girl, we'd tell you to run for the hills. She will ruin you.
Will Smith backhand slaps a Ukrainian reporter after he tried kissing him on the lips at the Russian premiere of Men In Black III.
This man is our hero, he's going to be invited to all of our parties from now on.
There's are plenty of people feeling this guy's rage with Diablo 3 right now, but they haven't gone out and made a video rant.
If you've ever watched an episode of Man vs Wild, you will know how spot on this guy's Bear Grylls impression is...only instead of tackling the wild, he's taking on the city.
We're suspect they're not actually talking about fruit in this song, especially when the bananas and melons are pulled out.
This sheep didn't take too kindly to this man fishing on his turf and lets him know about it.
We can't make up our minds if this is a real film or not, but what's next on the animal mutation list?
What do you do when face to face with a vegan ghoul trying to convert meat-eaters to vegetarianism? You do what these guys do.
She was warned that it was only a matter of time before her weight would collapse the window awning she was sitting on, but didn't listen...and guess what happened next.
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