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NZ's doing alright at the Olympic games so far, but we'd be cleaning up the medals if this guy was on our team....
Check out the pics I've whipped up (i.e. gotten someone else to do for me) - wouldn't you have confidence that this guy would bring home the gold?
BANE RIDING A HORSE - no one would ever call this a gay sport ever again

BANE SWIMMING - move over Michael Phelps
But more realistically, this is the one he'd be doing for us...
BANE ROWING....WITH HIMSELF.
So....what do you think?