And the countdown for Armageddon is on.
She's already beaten a load of women half her age to get into the semi-finals.
He 100% knew what he was doing.
That's a hell of a commitment for a laugh.
"Posing for my husband" (and Instagram).
Great news. But not a free pass to be a creep.
Not as Pornhub as you'd think. It's actually worse.
"A desperate quest to get one sexy woman very naked."
Aaaaaand we have a new favourite Olympic athlete.
Nakey wipe out.
"I've had sex in planes a lot."
Grid girls have been rendered redundant and we're feeling pretty knocked by this news.
There are no words.
Rule #1 of pole dancing school: make sure the pole is bolted to the floor.
The man needs help.
You had one job mate, and it wasn't ogling soggy fun bags.
Ten times more interesting to watch than a Trump speech.
The best 1:15 of our day.
Just when you thought the original couldn't get any better...
What a great Christmas tree.
The best one minute and 12 seconds of our days, to be honest.
Unless you really love pop music, we'd suggest watching this in mute.
It wasn't only a wallet that was lost in this moment...