Dude compiled a spreadsheet of every time his wife rejected sex then sent it to her

funny shit 21/07/2014

This guys decision to send his wife a spreadsheet of all the times she rejected sex has unsurprisingly backfired when she posted it on Reddit for millions to view and give their opinions on the document. 

He saw it as an opportunity to make a point and wrote a list showing the couple had made love three times in nearly two months, while listing ‘excuses’ his wife had given for turning down sex complete with his own notes.

What was posted to Reddit:

"Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text.

I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment.

According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 "attempts" on his part."


Say hello to the couch for the rest of your life, mate.