The gullible apprentice, he's the bloke you stitch up because it really brings the boys together as a team.
At the same time it ruins the young man's confidence, and for three months he's gotta watch his back in case Derrick comes gets him with the super glue again.
This poor bugger got the new guy treatment, being told he could lift his own body weight, if he put both his feet into buckets and tried hard enough.
The poor bugger gives up after a back complaint. You'd think he would have given up sooner but maybe he's just not that clued up.