Want to live longer? Science says have sex & stare at boobs

funny shit 29/03/2017

The secrets on how to live a long, happy and healthy life are in, and men everywhere are gonna be stoked.

Have lots of sex and stare at boobs.

The team at Medical Daily put together a list of six things that make men live longer, and a fan favourite of ours topped the list, boobs.

Apparently, blokes are more likely to crack 100 if they stare at boobs because it creates a positive mindset (sort of the same feeling you'd get staring at a Commodore).

Next on the list was lots of sex, because having a mean sex life is important.

Also, scientists reckon having plenty of orgasms can add anywhere between three to eight years to your life expectancy.

A study even found that a bloke’s mortality risk was reduced by as much as 50% when they started having more sex.

The list finished off by saying that getting married, having kids and filling out into a classic "dad bod" would all help to boost life expectancy.