Mum cocks up, buys cushions with hidden dicks on 'em

funny shit 07/04/2017

A Reddit user has posted about their mum buying a set of "floral" cushions, only to later find out these flowers are a little less graceful than you'd think.

It's one of those things that you can't "unsee" - and since we've all got dirty minds to begin with, it wasn't hard to spot what this pattern really was.

The couch cushions, originally sold by LookHuman.com look, well, human - because they have dicks all over them. That's right, they're not flowers: they're cocks. Balls. Willies. Knobs. Straight-in-your-face dicks. 

We're not sure if we're just a little too dirty minded, but we saw these "hidden appendages" from a mile away.