Aussie Uber driver accidentally picks up hooker, shit gets bloody awkward

funny shit 10/11/2017

Ol' mate Dan Moore, an Aussie Uber driver was on a job to pick up a lass called Chelsea. He arived at the pick up point and a woman was right there, only turns out, she wasn't Chelsea...

The imposter asked Dan if he was looking for a good time which Dan mistook for: "are you having a good time?

Let's be honest, getting into the wrong Uber happens from time to time, ecspecially when you're an absolute maggot at 3 in the morning, your missus is pissed off at you and your phones out of battery. Er, uh, yeah, not that we've done that before or anything...

Anyway, if you ever do try sneak an Uber, you'll probably notice Uber drivers are pretty insistent on saying your first name and confirming you're their correct passenger... 

Which generally filters out those rogue Uber jumpers...

However, we've heard that sex workers sometimes work with the mentality "I can be whoever you want me to be," 

"Chelsea? Sure, I can be Chelsea." 

So, when "Chelsea" got into Dan's vehicle and Dan double checked her name, then began the obligatory Uber chit-chat, shit got weird... pretty quickly. 

Do you want to have sex?

The imposter asked Dan if he was looking for a good time which Dan mistook for: "are you having a good time?"

Then the confused pair continued all that stock-standard, shit-yarn, polite, Uber small talk.

It went down like this:

 "How's your day?"

"Yeah, working" 

"Finished for the day?"

"Yeah, nah still working"

"What do you do?"

"I do sex work."

To which Dan responded: "Oh, cool, nice. Busy day?"

Solid response mate, round of applause for Dan please.

Not one for dilly dally, the fake Chelsea decided it was time to get straight to the point: "Do you want to have sex?"

So, what are you doing then?


"My girlfriend wouldn't like that very much," responded Dan

*insert nervous laughter*. 

"So, what are you doing then?" 

Such facepalm. And it's all caught on camera.

Listen to the end of Dan and the confused sex worker's shit yarns above, before the real Chelsea called wanting to know where her Uber driver was. 

Too much.

*Video sourced from Dan Moore's Facebook.