What to do when your neighbour's sex is so loud it sounds like murder

funny shit 10/11/2017

First off, we've got nothing against ladies showing their appreciation for our "hard" work, however this neighbour's letter offering advice to a couple who were rooting so loud it sounded like a "zombie invasion" is a fucking laugh. 

A neighbouring apartment decided to leave an anonymous note congratulating the couple for having a super active sex life, but: "from one sexually active neighbour to another here's some advice on how to keep the rest of us out of your apartment."

Let your man know he's doing a good job without it sounding like zombies are invading your apartment.


For the woman, the note acknowledged: "moans are nice. they'e sensual yet animalistic; romantic yet carnal", then suggested perhaps she try deep sighs because they: "let your man know he's doing a good job without it sounding like zombies are invading your apartment."  

Not to leave the man out, the note added:

"To the man: your woman is aggressively loud and probably faking it. FINISH HER."  

Absolute gold.