Tradie finds big black dildo in roof during house renovation in Invercargill

funny shit 11/04/2018

Of course it was Invercargill.

Imagine this - you're a roofer, and you've just turned up to a house that you're about to start work on.

You start ripping shit apart, and then you look down and notice something peculiar has been jammed between the boards....something that definitely is not part of the house or one of your work tools.

A big, black, strap-on dilly.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Well that's what happened. An anoynmous kiwi tradie made this surprising discovery inside the roof of someone's house in Invers.

The roofer was repairing the home's top when he found the phallic object within the ceiling.

The best part? The dude apparently admitted he just replaced the roof and carried on.

His cousin is the one who released and shared this pic...

Fucking LOL.

Life pro tip: don't hide your sex toys in the roof if you're going to get it fixed.

In other dildo-related stories....remember that time we made Jim drop a box of dildos in the middle of Queen Street, the busiest intersection in Auckland? Good times.