Slash has wardrobe malfunction on stage, accidentally exposes crowd his testicles
There are 101 puns we could make about this story, but we'll try and limit them for everyone's sake.
Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash suffered a minor wardrobe malfunction during a recent concert, when his pants slashed in the crotch area, exposing his inner leg and possibly his b-bag to the thousands of punters in attendance.
He must've caught a cool breeze on the ol' snakepit, because he was quick to recover by placing his acoustic guitar between his legs. The smooth bastard didn't even skip a beat and continued to play like nothing happened. What a fuckin ledge.
We love Axl, but it's not often you see a bigger ballbag than him on stage than him during a GNR gig - so well done mate.