Cards Against Humanity buy land on US border to stop Trump from building his wall

Thane and Dunc 15/11/2017

You read that right. Cards Against Humanity is saving America. The irony is not lost on us. Turn out Cards Against Humanity is more FOR humanity, and less for Trump.

Yes, the filthy card game designed to make people think they're funny bastards by creating the most offensive combinations of sentences, has just gotten very political. Who would have thought? 

Describing Trump as a "toilet", the card game announced on their twitter page this morning a holiday promotion, aptly named "CardsAgainstHumanitySavesAmerica,"

He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing.


"The government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice... we are going to save America and attempt to keep our brand relevant in 2017

"Join in and for $15 we'll send you six America-saving surprises this December: http://CardsAgainstHumanitySavesAmerica.com"

"It will be fun, it will be weird, and if you voted for Trump, you might want to sit this one out," 

So, we've purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.

On the website Cards Against Humanity go even further, explaining: "Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans,"

"He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing."

"So, we've purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built."

They then explain the Christmas surprise for anyone who hands over their 15 smackaroos. 

"On Day 1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises."

Fucking legends.