Greymouth's stonker of a Poo Town song

Thane and Dunc 03/04/2018

In the Rock Drive's latest instalment of Poo Towns, Greymouth got the special treatment. 

Based off comments on the Rock Drive Facebook, compiled by producer Jeremy and sung to the chords of Crowded House's 'Don't Dream It's Over' - watch the Greymouth song above. And you can print the lyrics below for your own sing along.

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Greymouth Song 

There’s a town that’s down south

And it’s name ends with “Mouth”

Chicken place in town, it got closed down for maggots once

 

Houses are super cheap

And if you go on Trade Me

You can find a 3 bedroom house for 45 thousand bucks

 

Greymouth, Greymouth

It’s a big West Coast town

Greymouth, Greymouth

Where some incest goes down

Best place to shop is

At the Greymouth Warehouse

It’s on Mawhera Quay

 

Now there’s buildings closed down

All the way around town

Cos they can’t afford to earthquake proof the buildings there

The boy racers do laps

But the laps kind of crap

Cos it’s basically a 1 k drive around two roundabouts

 

Greymouth, Greymouth

Sewage in the river

Greymouth, Greymouth

But there’s still some swimmers

Quite nice sunsets

From the McLean Domain

They closed the Revingtons

 

Closed The Revingtons Hotel

A hotel that used to smell

There were pubes on the pillow case

Cockroaches on your face

And the Queen she once stayed there

In Greymouth - yeah