The ludicrous amount of time women expect you to last for in the bedroom
A recent survey involving 4000 women has revealed the amount of time they expect their male countparts to to last in the bedroom - "wrapping presents", so to speak.
The time? Drum roll please....25 minutes and 51 seconds.
Crikey. That is a loooooooong time.
In the words of Roger Farrelly,
For such busy men like ourselves, who's got 25 minutes? I've got to get up early and bring home the bacon. I ain't got no time for 25 minutes!
Jen has different thoughts.
No, atleast half an hour. Come on guys, pick up your game.
That Bainbridge, she's a hard woman to please. But we feel Mulls summed it up perfectly for the rest of us.
Jen, on behalf of the Rumble men, just shut up.