Blimmin baby boomers strike again!
Who's buying up all the big ones?
How much would you give to be in that Nashville crowd?
And the mile high club is currently boarding.
The people's champ. And now a sex icon?
"As Neil Young famously sung - it's better to burn out than to fade away and Rog you burned brighter than a glass barbie in a Whangarei flat."
Thanks for absolutely making our Sunday and Monday nights Roggy. We're bloody proud of you.
And yes, that's steve from the actual Toto on the keys. How good?
Is someone cutting onions around here? Cause our eyes are mad itchy...
A rock star in the making.
Keep the Rog rolling, text ROG to 3333. 99c a text.
After days of delays, the boys were finally able to hit the water to conduct their search.
How f**kin good would this have been to see live?!
Chalk up another one big Tony!
The boys are on shore today, sussing out a new boat and gathering further intel.
Throwing back to a weirdly excellent moment with Corey Taylor.
When your mate's stitch up makes the bloody news.
They've found an item of interest.
He's just out there doin' it...
Power to this miniature monster of a drummer. Expect big things from Yoyoka Soma.
When feeding time gets nasty.
What a stitch up.
"yYa'll I'm trying to tell you , you gto the wrong guy, he's illuminati."
The boomers are fuming once again. Because there definitely isn't more important shit going on in the world.
This is bloody outrageous.
Week 7 saw Roggy dancing his heart out in a backwards Rock cap and a gold chain - and shit it's a sight to behold.
Looks like the fame's gone to Twinkle Toes head...
Pretty below average all round...
Ozzy Osbourne is about to launch his third season of Ozzy & Jack's World Detour, and the promo video is here.
Staring alongside Johnny Depp, Bill Bob Thornton and Cara Delevingne - this is a bloody controversial flick.
The man has stepped down to spend more time with the fam.
Well this is extremely embarrassing.... Caught in the act.
Can not wait for the memes.
Quality How To Rugby tips.
"Not this time Gothenburg."
Owned by a bottle of bubbly.
The boys are hyping us up for their upcoming tour.
"We're gonna try something. Hope you like it."
"David sucks and the dude who fell over the other week is still there?" #Unbelievable
With four days left 'til the boys take off, they've take to national television to talk logistics.
And the mesh bodysuit just made it's comeback.
Some things can not be unseen. Like a row of boozed up ladies ramming Jim with red balloon.
Nothing like a spot of gratuity to get the authorities attention. Kiwi ingenuity right there.
You'll need a moose, a cow and some of your own urine...
45 minute massage for a 45cm dog.
How rank is this...
Introducing Brass Against.
Simmer down big dog.
Wonder how much this call set the company back...
Jim's first Hens night is tomorrow. #PrayForJim #ProbablyPrayForTheHensMore.
And two other hilarious yarns that landed our callers in hot water.
The Annual Cheese Rolling Comp just went down and it's one hell of a painful yet hilarious watch.
This is amzing.
Hell of a stunt.
The first Hen's night is this Thursday and the pressure is on.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
From calling him a p*ssy to questioning his wife's life choices
One in three Aussies are okay doing the nasty while their pets are in the room. So, what are the Kiwi odds?
Back, sack and crack, Jimbo?
Plus we sent Rog on a tumble through time and space....
Needless to say it was a tough day at the office for poor old Jeremy.
When the druggos move on to your street and davalue your pride and joy, you're gonna bite back.
"Hardly any mistakes this time."
Bloody love you Lee, we'll be supporting you every step you take back to good health.
Good from you, Weezer.
Plus a load more insanely rock & roll yarns.
The nerve of him. What a sicko.
One hell of a day for this unfortunate bloke.
Still a bit of a sore spot after the wifey went on a three day Royal bender? This'll ease the pain, and make ya laugh.
Shot back in 1989, with steamy sex scenes inside notorious LA rock club The Cathouse.
Bryce Casey. You fraud.
Bet those posters are still hiding in the spare bedroom...
The latest installment in the BETTER dancing show NZ has on offer.
Dr Graham Gulbransen is the first doctor to prescribe CBD oil in NZ. He came in to Rock HQ and had some interesting shit to say.
Highlight of DWTS thus far.
What a punish.
Slwo the f*ck down New Zealand.
On one bar of reception, he had to call the Wellington Airport to rescue him.
We're talking shooting, exorcising, burning, blending, freezing and smashing them to end the curse.
The people of NZ were accosted by Jim at his weirdest on their tellys, for a one-screen only commercial.
"YOU'RE NOT STEVIE WONDER."
The timing is unbelievable. But real.
She even went on television to promote it. What a time to be alive.
It's musical icon week , Rog thought David Bowie was a sure thing. Rog thought wrong.
Definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but have a listen and decide for yourself.
Now that's a naughty princess.
She's just upped the stakes big dog!
While his tragic death has left the rock community devastated, today we celebrate his life.
"Eventually you wonderful people are going to run out of fucking patience."
Hey mate, dreams are free.
Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? Gonna!
WARNING: Offensive language.
Who's Kev? I thought he was dead!
This dancing shit's gone to Rockin Rogs head. Mulls and Bryce stage an intervention.
Shit, we're fizzing for this.
Live, as he's doing it, and shit, it's funny.
Relive all the dips and lifts from this week's DWTS episodes with Jimbo's alternative recap...
One hell of a way to learn a very important lesson.
Naz didn't realise her mic was still on, making for one hell of an awkward yarn.
The visual for AM's new single 'Four Out Of Five' is a trip from start to finish.
Which side of the bed do you reckon he slept on?
Our eyes are suddenly feeling red and itchy... Must be some kind of allergy.
Thought your one night stand was a clinger? This is next level.
The big dog showed the Viennese Waltz who is boss.
Cheers to Casey Mulligan Management.
Rog's taking on Metallica in his next DWTS appearance.
What a champ.
This is a bloody painful watch.
Holy hecka. We're fizzing.
Catch of the day goes to Josh Roberts in Whangarei.
And that's a headline we never imagined reading...
Sure sounds different to what happened on TV...
Rumble asking the big questions today.
You've gotta be winding us up here.
He's already wracked up half a million views.
Quite probably the catchiest Poo Towns yet.
Someone cutting onions around here?
With official music video too!
Are you nice and comfy, ready for a story about Liam?
Bloody good on ya, Nate.
Can't get enough of this huge new tune.
May the 4th be with you.
Holy sweet Jesus. Our sides hurt from laughing.
We'd prefer the real thing.... But hey, each to their own.
That's one way to cut costs on the wedding... AND have the god damn Foo Fighters as your wedding band.
Cheeky acrobatic hoon.
Plus Mike Garvey from Rock Nights recently caught up with Maynard. Have a listen.
Two of our favourite Scots stopped by Rock HQ for a yarn with Mike Garvey - and shit, did they have some yarns.
We are deeply sorry for any offence caused by Dunc's words towards Thane's relentless and vicious herpes.
Cool story bro.
Ridiculous rock and roll chat with the Rumble.
Watch the boss crumble.
One of the most savage scenes we've ever seen on TV.
Plenty of swiggylalas to be had in celebration and memory of the legend.
"I would just like to confirm that yes, Rog did borrow this off my husband. And you did a lot better moves than he did the last time he wore it."
Bloody proud of you Rog.
Well, that's what he's saying.
On the 'Highway To Hell', with leather-loving Gran and Simon Cowell.
Savagery from Sharyn.
Good on ya mate.
Just when you thought the mesh singlet couldn't get worse.
This is what dreams are made of.
"This is all for you Johnny. Fucking love you. Rest in peace."
Ever forgotten somone's name mid-pull, while out on the lash?
The big dog didn't appreciate our gesture of support...
Jeremy, you've outdone yourself.
Well, Rog, ya came in hot. We'll give you that. And that's about all we're willing to give.
Mulls and Bryce's best stitch up yet.
Rest easy, swig dangerously Johnny.
In light of this cutting news, The Morning Rumble hosted a 'Bad Lovers Anonymous'.
Blenheim, you big ol bloop. We didn't forget about you.
Not shit or painful to watch at all.
"Do the chicken dance, Rog. This is what happens when you lose."
Serj's musical salute to Armenia's peaceful resistance.
Hell of an epic moment for the fan and the Foos.
She nailed it, rocking out to a 12,000 strong crowd and impressing the band.
The win marks the Kiwi bloke's third straight win inside the octagon.
So close to achieving the goal Jimbo. Don't stop dreaming mate.
Another bloody blinder from Jeremy.
We've never heard the man laugh more nervously.
Less than a month to go 'til Deadpool 2 hits cinemas.
The Trojan horse of porn.
"Can I help you?" "Yeah, can I just get a flat white."
Leading the Morning Rumble to ask: have you been tasered?
Hastings, you beautiful, gleaming turd.
Quality stitch up.
"Pretty sad you still gotta spell it out in 2018...."
Sweet dreams Jimbo - The Morning Rumble.
That's FUBAR. But friggin' hilarious.
At the 2018 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, over the weekend.
After weeks of prep, Jim finally took the stage last night.
The silly bugger is lucky to be alive - Do not try at home!