For Jim's third day sleeping in a furniture store, he strips off all his clothes and lasts just under 30 minutes

So close to achieving the goal Jimbo. Don't stop dreaming mate.

20/04/2018

Waihi's Poo Towns of NZ song is here and she's a real doodie

Another bloody blinder from Jeremy.

20/04/2018

Rog's on air meltdown when he realised Mulls' contract is more secure than his is

We've never heard the man laugh more nervously.

20/04/2018

Holy f*ck knuckles, the final Deadpool 2 trailer has landed

Less than a month to go 'til Deadpool 2 hits cinemas.

20/04/2018

Lad smuggles himself into a porn show in cardboard box, covers actress in silly string

The Trojan horse of porn.

19/04/2018

Day 2: Jim sleeps in another furniture store bed, salesman thinks he's mentally unstable

"Can I help you?" "Yeah, can I just get a flat white."

19/04/2018

Northland teen tasered after stealing tractor and leading 90-minute low-speed police chase

Leading the Morning Rumble to ask: have you been tasered?

19/04/2018

Jeremy's poo town track for Hastings is here and it's a big ol' steamer

Hastings, you beautiful, gleaming turd.

19/04/2018

Jim crashed a Rock ute, Thane and Dunc made him think he had to pay $3,500 excess for insurance

Quality stitch up.

18/04/2018

Bryce supports Brad Weber for opposing Israel Folau's anti-gay comments

"Pretty sad you still gotta spell it out in 2018...."

18/04/2018

Jim tests how long he can sleep in a Harvey Norman bed before getting kicked out

Sweet dreams Jimbo - The Morning Rumble.

17/04/2018

Bryce wants to hook up with Mulls' mum just so he'd have to call him "Dad"

That's FUBAR. But friggin' hilarious.

17/04/2018

Heart and Alice in Chains members perform moving 'Black Hole Sun' cover

At the 2018 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, over the weekend.

16/04/2018

WATCH: Jim's full and uncensored, raw stand-up comedy debut

After weeks of prep, Jim finally took the stage last night.

16/04/2018

WATCH: Aussie bloke throws bucket of fire starters on the barbie, somehow survives

The silly bugger is lucky to be alive - Do not try at home!

16/04/2018

Reporter takes a face full of dirt from MX rider like a champ

He 100% knew what he was doing.

13/04/2018

What was your worst day at school?

It can't be as tragic as these two poor bastards' stories...

13/04/2018

Rog destroys a listener who was hating on his Dancing With The Stars chat

When Rog stops laughing and talks seriously, you know you've fucked up.

13/04/2018

Guy rewires his girlfriend's car horn to honk every time she brakes

That's a hell of a commitment for a laugh.

13/04/2018

Want to jump on the Warriors bandwagon? Captain Roger Tuivasa-Sheck is ok with it

All aboard!

13/04/2018

WATCH: Can Mulls beat a 100-year-old man's 50m swimming record?

Will he sink or swim?

13/04/2018

Rog was so bad at swimming his school made him enter "swim walking" competitions

Just when you think his childhood couldn't get any sadder...

12/04/2018

WATCH: Rog gets taken to the Dancing With The Stars set to shoot his promo video

We can't believe what we're seeing.

12/04/2018

"She was drinking a lot of gin" - Rog's daughter shares how his wife dealt with his DWTS news

And also how embarrassed she is of her dear ol dad.

12/04/2018

Meet the different types of people that went to Jim Beam Homegrown

What a fascinating collection of creatures.

11/04/2018

Thane & Dunc savage the Mai FM drive show for stealing 'Human Traffic' off them

Did they think Kirby wouldn't notice?

11/04/2018

Rog gets stitched up, gets told he's officially signed up for Dancing With The Stars NZ

This ain't a joke.

11/04/2018

Watch Rog have a mini-breakdown when asked if he could work with his wife

Tell us how you really feel, Rog.

11/04/2018

Mulls' real relatable storm yarn about how his electric gate wouldn't open

Pray for Mulls, fam.

11/04/2018

Watch Dynamo turn three lotto tickets into a handful of $20 notes

But....how??

11/04/2018

Jim gets called out for stealing jokes from Norm Macdonald for his stand-up routine

We should have known he wasn't that clever to think up jokes like that all by himself.

09/04/2018

8-year-old boy accidentally wore a sexually graphic t-shirt of a woman's legs spread apart to school

When you know Dad dressed the kids that day...

09/04/2018

Mulls is going to attempt to break this 100-year-old bloke's 50m swimming record

We don't hold much luck.

09/04/2018

Can Jim Beam Homegrown punters scream louder than Jennie from Devilskin?

We put them to the test.

07/04/2018

WALK ON THE WILD SIDE: How long can Dunc walk next to a stranger before it gets weird?

How much do Homegrown punters care about their personal space?

06/04/2018

Mike Garvey takes the Skinny Hobos for their first ride on the pokie machines

Winnings to go towards beersies at Homegrown.

06/04/2018

WATCH: Hungover Jim will make you feel much better about your own life decisions

The absolute state of this man.

06/04/2018

Thane’s accidentally catfished some kinky bastards on his foot fetish Instagram

What have you done Thane...

06/04/2018

Dunc savages Thane for his shitty haircut, making us feel better about our own dogged dos

Always check the profile.

Bloke with Do'Bro tat gives us the ultimate bogan life hack

The Morning Rumble went from talking brand tats to what to do when the local pub hasn't got Double Brown on tap...

05/04/2018

Sandpaper tips from Rosco

Bryce has some home renos on the go, thought he'd ask the Black Caps batsman if he had any sandpaper recommendations.

05/04/2018

WATCH: Woman's flashing ass moonlight of the Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony

G'day and welcome to the GC's Commonwealth Ass Gate.

05/04/2018

Bryce held hostage by a fox while in the UK

So, what does the fox say Bryce?

05/04/2018

The Gold Coast's meter maids have been banned from the Commonwealth Games

Devastating news.

05/04/2018

Thane tells us all what to do if he has a heart attack

Please don't have a heart attack Thane.

04/04/2018

Kiwi man rips open his recently circumcised wanger, loses more of his piece than planned

Things really couldn't have gone worse for Nigel.

04/04/2018

WATCH: Lad caught rooting the ninth hole on the golf course

The "grand slam" nightmares are made of.

04/04/2018

Maccas called the cops on Aussie bloke who "accidentally" took a better order

"Shouldn't they be fighting crime, not fighting the Hamburglar?"

04/04/2018

WATCH: Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda has just dropped two new singles

Plus there's an album due out in June.

04/04/2018

BREAKING: Active shooter at YouTube HQ

Live updates from CBSN.

04/04/2018

Greymouth's stonker of a Poo Town song

Shit, this one's a goody Jezzer.

03/04/2018

Multiple bloke's eyeballs injured by Corona bottle caps in Nelson

Three separate incidents in three weeks. The Nelson DHB is concerned.

03/04/2018

WATCH: Decades' new music video for their track 'The Truth'

Bloody good tune too.

03/04/2018

WATCH: Bloke smuggles his way into ringside seats at Anthony Joshua vs. Joseph Parker fight

And shows exactly how he did it.

03/04/2018

Newlyweds leg it from the altar to the Crusaders game

The honeymoon of any rugby fanatic's dreams.

03/04/2018

Parker's on his way home, head held high and keen for a pie

He's defo earned it.

03/04/2018

Mike catches up with Bill Kelliher from Mastodon before the NZ show

Bloody hyped for this one.

30/03/2018

Joseph Parker talks about Bryce's special role at the big fight

Bryce is officially one of the boys now.

29/03/2018

Thane & Dunc raised $35,000 for their MH370 search expedition and are flying to Mauritius

Will two Kiwi battlers solve the greatest mystery in aviation history?

29/03/2018

Jim pours his missus' breast milk into Mulls eyeball to try cure his pink eye

We'll remember to warm up your bot bot next time Mully.

29/03/2018

Mulls asks Sharyn Casey if he can have some of her breast milk

Convenient Bryce is away at this time...

29/03/2018

WATCH: Jim squeezes a Nazi joke into his first 90 seconds of stand up comedy

Jim's entering the Raw comedy quest. Morning Rumble hired a crowd and got him to practice before his big day.

29/03/2018

Marton, you big ol steamer of a poo town, here's your special song

"Everybody now, living in maaaaaaaarton."

28/03/2018

Mulls tries (and fails) to remember the names of people in the office he works with

It did not go well.

28/03/2018

Joseph Parker talks about beating Joshua at press conference

Thanks to our roving reporter/questionable camera guy, Bryce Casey for the updates.

28/03/2018

Mulls rages at New Zealanders who film mediocre social media videos at gigs

"It doesn't do you any favours. It doesn't do Ed Sheeran any favours. It doesn't do your followers any favours."

27/03/2018

WATCH: Bloke gets swallowed by broken escalator

Ever wondered what it'd be like if the floor opened up and ate you?

27/03/2018

WATCH: Liam Gallagher scares the shit out of Brandon Flowers, live on stage

You can see Brandon's life flash before his eyes.

27/03/2018

Mulls' savage call about people who wear Birkenstock sandals

No filter Mulls is the best Mulls.

26/03/2018

Two women spotted eating mayonnaise from the jar at a basketball game

Two girls, one jar.

26/03/2018

Jim streaked into Jono & Ben's studio for Shave For A Cure

Jim exposed everything... but mostly his dire need for a shave.

23/03/2018

WATCH: Chester Bennington's 'Rolling in the Deep' cover

Unbelievable showcase of the man's insane vocal range.

23/03/2018

WATCH: The brand new Deadpool 2 trailer is here and it'll make you wanna get your f*ck on

"It lives up to the hype ++"

23/03/2018

Mulls and Bryce roast Rog for attending women's gym classes

"It's called 'tone'... I was the only man there..."

22/03/2018

That time three hot chicks recreated Blink 182's naked 'What's My Age Again' video

Throwing back to 2016.

22/03/2018

Putaruru's Poo Towns of New Zealand song is here and it's one of our best yet

When you live in a town, a town whose name starts with Pu.

22/03/2018

Renegade Otago bloke taking tourist's fish and demanding to see fishing licenses

Twizel has an un-official 'Fishing Sheriff.' The Robin Hood of Otago seas if you will.

22/03/2018

Bryce gets Prophets of Rage to guess which Kiwis have committed acts of 'rage'

They're so spot on - it's bloody ridiculous.

21/03/2018

Tom Morello on cockheads in the comment section on social media

Thoughts?

21/03/2018

WATCH: Serj Tankian sung 'Like A Stone' on stage with Prophets of Rage last night

A rogue Serj appeared on stage last night and belted out a powerful tribute to Chris Cornell.

21/03/2018

Tom Morello talks about losing Chris Cornell and the importance of celebrating his music

Bryce got to sit down with Tom Morello and DJ Lord ahead of their Auckland Prophets of Rage show.

20/03/2018

Roofer nail-guns his dick down to a plank of wood for a dare

Even just looking at that headline hurts our wangers.

20/03/2018

WATCH: Kids listen to System of the Down for the first time, get their minds blown

"THIS IS SO MUCH METAL. AND I LOVE IT."

20/03/2018

That time Rog intimidated young Bryce into helping him get someone fired

When old big dog Rog throws his weight around.

20/03/2018

The 'O' in the Auckland Airport Countdown has been missing for three days

Hell of a first impression for our international visitors...

20/03/2018

There's an Apple scam rampantly stealing cash from Kiwi's credit cards

Check your bank account!

19/03/2018

We found Wilson Dixon busking on the street and dragged him into the studio to perform a tune

Ol mate Wilson Dixon's warming up for a tour around the country

19/03/2018

Rich, famous chicks are spending $650 a pop on "penis facials"

Not as Pornhub as you'd think. It's actually worse.

16/03/2018

WATCH: Jen & Jim attempt to down a Guinness in three gulps

Cause that's how the Irish do it, and that's reason enough.

16/03/2018

Bloke spotted in West Auckland hooning down the motorway with overloaded boot of timber

Probably - no, definitely - a Rock listener.

16/03/2018

WATCH: Jim shit bricks as he skydives from 13,000 feet, covered in Post-It notes

"Am I going to die?"

15/03/2018

To improve workplace morale across NZ we stabbed Brad the boss with 4cm needles

Apologies for the f-bombs dropped on-air this morning.

15/03/2018

WATCH: Bloke with bacon sandwich hitchhikes naked in NZ for a competition

He made international headlines, but's got nothing else to show for it.

15/03/2018

WATCH: Weekend host Lee eats a pig's dick on a stick

Cooked nipples also on the menu. Chea Hokitika Wildfoods Fest.

15/03/2018

Rog's ruthless Stephen Hawking burn on Bryce

Damn, Rog.

15/03/2018

Jack White completely unsure of what it is DJ Khaled actually does

Jack White is all of us.

13/03/2018

WATCH: Thane can make his nose bleed on the spot

The sick bastard uses his bizarre superpower to get out of shit he doesn't wanna do.

13/03/2018

11 things Kiwis put up the bum in 2017, which ended in hospitalisation

The Morning Rumble discuss the latest ground (or bum) breaking journalism from Newshub.

13/03/2018

Mike Hosking rips apart our "dog of an asset" third-world workplace

We'd like to think he's playing up being an arsehole, but he's not.

13/03/2018

Emily Blunt's new apocalyptic horror has scored 100% on Rotten Tomatoes

Watch the trailer now.

13/03/2018

Sublime share video of Post Malone covering their song 'Santeria'

We gotta say too - not a bloody bad effort.

13/03/2018

Wainuiomata's 'Poo Town' treatment, courtesy of Producer Jeremy

And he couldn't have done it without your comments!

12/03/2018

WATCH: Kiwi as Great White jumps out of water to munch back mince pie

Even our sharks know what a real Kiwi lunch looks like...

12/03/2018

Jim the fake Newshub reporter puts people on the spot at Demon Energy Rock The Park

Unsurprisingly, they did a better job than him.

12/03/2018

WATCH: A rogue Rog captures the attention of two wild cougars at Rock the Park

The animal's back at it...

12/03/2018

Bloke chops off his thumb and chooses not to get it reattached

"He hasn't got time for that, he's a dairy farmer."

09/03/2018

Thane's attempts to score a free trip to Tennessee go to creepy new levels

Is Thane shit out of luck?

09/03/2018

Kiwi bloke develops a D-cup tit on his back

Meet Vaughn, also known as "titty back".

09/03/2018

The Morning Rumble talk to kiwi bloke Russell about how he found his lost doggo

Bloody warms the heart, doesn't it.

08/03/2018

WATCH: Foo Fighters bring 'Imagine' and 'Jump' together in one epic mash up

How good?

08/03/2018

WATCH: Green Day, Blink 182 and Alice Cooper read mean Tweets about themselves

Some accurate calls in here...

08/03/2018

Lost doggo returned to the fella who hired a helicopter and offered up his boat in hopes of finding him

A week after going missing.

08/03/2018

WATCH: Aussie swims through his 30,000 strong VB beer can pit

Like a kid's ball pit for cooked bogans.

08/03/2018

THROWBACK: Rog shares Boss Brad's punishing yarn when he met Incubus' Brandon Boyd

Yep, this guy's in charge of this place...

08/03/2018

One Jim, 3000 Post-it notes and a Lamborghini hooning around Hampton Downs

The most ambitious WILL IT WORK we've had yet...

07/03/2018

Mike Garvey catches up with Mike Muir from Suicidal Tendencies ahead of the big NZ show

Shit we're hyped for Storm the Gates.

07/03/2018

Black Mirror's coming back for another unnerving season

Season 5 could be scaring the shit out of you in 2018.

06/03/2018

Meet Shag, the winner of "Australia's Best Mullet" who was too pissed to realise he won the bloody thing

Aussiest bloke we've talked to.

06/03/2018

Eddie Vedder performs moving cover of Tom Petty's "Room At The Top" at 2018 Oscars

Some dust must have gotten in our eyes, or something...

06/03/2018

WATCH: Lad pretends to bone his mate's sister in rough stitch up

Don't try this at home... Unless you're already screwing you mate's sister?

05/03/2018

Jeremy wrote a poo town song about Warkworth life

Yeah, living that Warkworth life.

02/03/2018

Critics are blasting Jennifer Lawrence's latest movie for having too much sex, violence and nudity

"A desperate quest to get one sexy woman very naked."

02/03/2018

Kiwi bride gives her own dad a lapdance at wedding reception

Mike chats with a guy who saw a lapdance that was a touch different...

02/03/2018

Rog gets called out by Nickson from Mai FM for not washing his hands after going toilet

When you bark at the big dog, the big dog barks back....

01/03/2018

Experience the loosest house party in Beck's latest music video

Dude's always been a tripper...

28/02/2018

Dunc's got some BIG news to share about baby Frank's penis

The old fella has never been more proud.

28/02/2018

WATCH: Slipknot's Corey Taylor takes on Bon Jovi classic 'Wanted Dead or Alive'

The frontman teamed up with Supernatural actor Jensen Ackles.

28/02/2018

Rog says anyone can rap, puts on his snap back and actually spits bars

WARNING: Deeply disturbing content inside.

28/02/2018

Bryce shares his bad boy yarns on getting arrested... Twice

Settle down ol' thug life Casey.

27/02/2018

That time our esteemed leader, Brad got arrested for kicking a tree

There are no words.

27/02/2018

Lad gets stuck in elevator after pissing on the buttons

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go...

27/02/2018

Jim hazes the intern with a prank call so punishing our entire office is in tears

WARNING: VERY STRONG LANGUAGE.

26/02/2018

Rog pays Bryce out for rocking a Rob Thomas mop back in the day

Bryce is not crazy, he's just a little unwell...

26/02/2018

Jim of all trades: The full Nookie on ice experience

After two weeks of intense training it all came down to this one moment...

23/02/2018

Instant karma for Auckland wanker who tried to snake everyone in traffic

Sucks to be you, bro.

23/02/2018

There's a Deadpool Card's Against Humanity coming

Holy f*ck knuckles.

23/02/2018

Hungarian ice skater performs to AC/DC at Winter Olympics

Aaaaaand we have a new favourite Olympic athlete.

23/02/2018

Mulls helps Jim get into his Tonya character by ambushing him with a 9000 volt cattle prod

Method acting. Didn't quite get the facts right.... but since when do we do facts?

22/02/2018

UK in state of emergency over mass KFC closure, cops announce fried chicken is not a police matter

Debatable.

22/02/2018

The Project caught Rog rigging our plans to lift the curse moments before he was deported

Just couldn't help yourself could ya Rog....

22/02/2018

The moment we told Rog we're deporting him to the Gold Coast tonight

Roger will not be cursing the Black Caps tonight.

21/02/2018

Brewery creating hotel with beer taps in the bedroom

We're moving in.

21/02/2018

Jacinda Ardern requests Rog's deportation before the big game tonight

The leader of our nation has spoken. Rog Must Go.

21/02/2018

Liam Gallagher getting grilled by children warms our hearts in the weirdest way

Oasis frontman vs. classroom of cute kids...

21/02/2018

Champ drives rickety old beast up insane vertical cliff face like it's no big deal

Some of the best driving we've ever seen.

20/02/2018

Black Caps, their coach and the head honcho of Eden Park all agree: Rog must go

The right thing to do here is clear...

20/02/2018

WATCH: French ice skater's Olympic nip slip on live TV

Forget the boys, tits out for the entire world.

20/02/2018

How Rog and his dad tried to "get rid of" 12 geese when he was a kid

We can hear the SPCA calling us now...

20/02/2018

LISTEN: Muse just dropped one banger of a tune

It's a heavy hitter made for arenas.

16/02/2018

WATCH: Enormous 'Pigzilla' dumpster dive on public street

Hey mate, no judgment, we all get hungry.

15/02/2018

Brad's yarn about how he once gave his wife a 'Dick In A Box' gift for Valentine's Day

What. A. Creature.

15/02/2018

Sharyn calls out Bryce for his shitter of a Valentine's Day present

Bryce didn't think he left anything for Sharyn on Valentine's Day, he was wrong.

15/02/2018

If you thought you were a shitty, cheap V Day date, wait til you hear these muppet's plans

From heating up meals to trying to score free presents from listeners...

14/02/2018

WATCH: A topless Kate Upton gets smashed by a wave in an SI shoot and the reaction is priceless

Nakey wipe out.

14/02/2018

Watch Rog shit bricks after he f**ks up the radio

His terrified reaction is priceless.

14/02/2018

Jim goes to the Robbie Williams press conference, asks the most awkward question

Good on ya, Jimbo.

13/02/2018

The biggest celebrity Thane Kirby claims to have played in front of

Biggest physically, that is.

13/02/2018

Newbie Kiwi UFC fighter makes bold ass claims following his victorious debut over the weekend

Izzy Adesanya made one big splash in the UFC world this weekend.

12/02/2018

One Jim, one Vitz in need of towing, one splodge of 'Magic Putty', WILL IT WORK!?

In episode four of Andrew Mulligan's 'WILL IT WORK' segment, we give MAGIC PUTTY a hoon.

12/02/2018

WATCH: English football player accidentally pulls his wanger out on live tv

12/02/2018

WATCH: Wifey "doesn't notice" when her steamed husband tumbles out of her SUV

"You're not throwing up in my car buddy..."

12/02/2018

Jeremy takes on Shannon in this week's glorious 'Poo Town'

A challenging poo town. But we got there.

09/02/2018

This bloke has sex with aliens and then paints his experience

Whatever your into mate.

09/02/2018

Maori metal band Alien Weaponry just got signed by European label

The Waipu three-piece are taking Te-Reo head bangers to the international stage.

09/02/2018

Mulls tries to explain to Bryce why his Facebook conspiracy is a load of bollocks

You're fighting a losing battle, Mulls.

09/02/2018

Bryce reveals he gets stage fright at the urinal and prefers peeing sitting down

"Everybody come in here - Bryce is struggling to go wees."

08/02/2018

WATCH: Bride's big moment on the aisle sabotaged by loud sex groans over PA

The poor chick is visibly mortified, even from behind.

08/02/2018

A NZ company is trialling three day weekends and we reckon this oughta go nationwide

Long weekend EVERY weekend? SIGN US UP!

08/02/2018

A new Deadpool 2 trailer just dropped

And we are touching ourselves tonight.

08/02/2018

Jim bit a listener at the Foos - in a misguided attempt to defend The Rock

Bloody well hope they got a tetanus shot after the ordeal....

07/02/2018

HICKEY CHAT: We rip Rog and all the other old buggers who are still sucking

Make it stop.

07/02/2018

Will It Work: The Flex Tape Edition

Will the miracle tape that can supposedly keep holes in pools from leaking and lift cars work? Or... not?

05/02/2018

Did we get a snap of you at the Foos and Weezer Pre Show Teaser?

Big thank you to all the legends who turned up at Sweat Shop Brewery and partied with us!

05/02/2018

Bryce and Brad got way too steamed before meeting the Foo Fighters, completely cocked it

From helping themselves to the bands rider to having no clue what the f*ck was going on.

05/02/2018

Game show host spells out "OK I SQUIRT" on daytime television

How good?

02/02/2018

WATCH: Thane and Dunc's van reveal turned out to be a classic stitch up on Brad the boss

Brad said they weren't allowed to put themselves on the van, but he said nothing about himself...

01/02/2018

Try watch the trailer for 'Herditary' without flinching , early reviews are calling it the horror of 2018

It spooked the shit out of Sundance and has a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes already.

01/02/2018

The big boss of radio stitched up Bryce for his blatant personal product placement

Bryce's attempts at scoring free shit for himself on air hasn't gone unnoticed by the head honcho.

31/01/2018

Heat driving you mad? Mulls has a life hack for you and it's a real blower

Mulls life hacks are BACK!

30/01/2018

Check out the set up at Mt. Smart for Foo Fighters and Weeezer

Get your bearings now, so you can cut out the fuck around and get straight to the good stuff!

30/01/2018

Messy 'waiters' make an absolute state of themselves at The Great Kiwi Beer Festival

The dizzy waiter challenge was on in Christchurch this weekend!

30/01/2018

Inside the wild piss-up that's landed a Kiwi in a Cambodian prison

Poor bastard could be facing up to a year inside.

30/01/2018

Christchurch petrol head pulls off ridiculous front wheelie in a van

The dearro landed the dangerous wheelie perfectly.

30/01/2018

WATCH: Ronda Rousey announces new wrestling career by unexpectedly jumping in the WWE ring

The UFC babe is officially a wrestler.

30/01/2018

WATCH: The Foos invited an Aussie fan on stage to shred on the guitar with them

Holy shit. Pick me Dave!

30/01/2018

WATCH: Chick steals package off doorstep then epically fails and breaks her leg

Karma's a bitch.

30/01/2018

CASH COCK: The best of Mulls losing his absolute shit (as per requested by management)

We're surprised he didn't burst a blood vessel by the end of this week...

26/01/2018

Plumber fools hospital into believing he's a gynaecologist, carries out a number of examinations

Only in Russia.

26/01/2018

Australia vs. NZ: Dudes imitating car noises

It's like Transformers, for radio.

26/01/2018

Dickbag gets smoked by a chick after claiming he could beat 99% of female MMA fighters

Wanker had no chance.

26/01/2018

WATCH: The Aussies cooked their Straya Day news broadcast by using our flag as their back drop

Spagett.

26/01/2018

Watch Steven Adam's savagely kick his opponent in the nuts

For once the big guy ain't on the receiving end.

26/01/2018

The lucky buggers in Hawera have scored the honour of being our first Poo Town of 2018

Jez's best effort yet.

26/01/2018

Thane Kirby's top notch advice for Dunc and his titty rash

The ol' treadmill chafing... Happens to the best of us mate.

26/01/2018

Producer Ryan's sleep talking is so out the gate his missus thinks he might be possessed

How the shit she manages to sleep next to the man every night... We can only wonder.

26/01/2018

WATCH: Paul McCartney joined Muse members on stage for 'Helter Skelter' rendition

What we'd give to be in that crowd...

25/01/2018

WATCH: Hot chick gets shot in the ass with gummy bears in slow motion

Hot girl. Hot ass. Candy. Bazookas. What's not to like?

24/01/2018

The bloke who played Barney the Dinosaur now owns a tantric sex business

David Joyner describes himself as a tantra massage specialist who can last about four hours and costs $350 a hoon. He was also Barney for ten years.

24/01/2018

WATCH: Roger Waters impersonates his Kiwi fans and it's gut-bustingly good

During his interview with The Project, Roger Waters cracked a couple Kiwi jibes.

24/01/2018

Can you blow a fried egg off a Copper Pro 360 fry pan like in the ads?

Can it be done, or will Mulls be left with egg on his face?

23/01/2018