So close to achieving the goal Jimbo. Don't stop dreaming mate.
Another bloody blinder from Jeremy.
We've never heard the man laugh more nervously.
Less than a month to go 'til Deadpool 2 hits cinemas.
The Trojan horse of porn.
"Can I help you?" "Yeah, can I just get a flat white."
Leading the Morning Rumble to ask: have you been tasered?
Hastings, you beautiful, gleaming turd.
Quality stitch up.
"Pretty sad you still gotta spell it out in 2018...."
Sweet dreams Jimbo - The Morning Rumble.
That's FUBAR. But friggin' hilarious.
At the 2018 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, over the weekend.
After weeks of prep, Jim finally took the stage last night.
The silly bugger is lucky to be alive - Do not try at home!
He 100% knew what he was doing.
It can't be as tragic as these two poor bastards' stories...
When Rog stops laughing and talks seriously, you know you've fucked up.
That's a hell of a commitment for a laugh.
Will he sink or swim?
Just when you think his childhood couldn't get any sadder...
We can't believe what we're seeing.
And also how embarrassed she is of her dear ol dad.
What a fascinating collection of creatures.
Did they think Kirby wouldn't notice?
This ain't a joke.
Tell us how you really feel, Rog.
Pray for Mulls, fam.
We should have known he wasn't that clever to think up jokes like that all by himself.
When you know Dad dressed the kids that day...
We don't hold much luck.
We put them to the test.
How much do Homegrown punters care about their personal space?
Winnings to go towards beersies at Homegrown.
The absolute state of this man.
What have you done Thane...
Always check the profile.
The Morning Rumble went from talking brand tats to what to do when the local pub hasn't got Double Brown on tap...
Bryce has some home renos on the go, thought he'd ask the Black Caps batsman if he had any sandpaper recommendations.
G'day and welcome to the GC's Commonwealth Ass Gate.
Please don't have a heart attack Thane.
Things really couldn't have gone worse for Nigel.
The "grand slam" nightmares are made of.
"Shouldn't they be fighting crime, not fighting the Hamburglar?"
Plus there's an album due out in June.
Three separate incidents in three weeks. The Nelson DHB is concerned.
Bloody good tune too.
And shows exactly how he did it.
The honeymoon of any rugby fanatic's dreams.
Bloody hyped for this one.
Bryce is officially one of the boys now.
Will two Kiwi battlers solve the greatest mystery in aviation history?
We'll remember to warm up your bot bot next time Mully.
Convenient Bryce is away at this time...
Jim's entering the Raw comedy quest. Morning Rumble hired a crowd and got him to practice before his big day.
"Everybody now, living in maaaaaaaarton."
It did not go well.
Thanks to our roving reporter/questionable camera guy, Bryce Casey for the updates.
"It doesn't do you any favours. It doesn't do Ed Sheeran any favours. It doesn't do your followers any favours."
Ever wondered what it'd be like if the floor opened up and ate you?
You can see Brandon's life flash before his eyes.
No filter Mulls is the best Mulls.
Jim exposed everything... but mostly his dire need for a shave.
Unbelievable showcase of the man's insane vocal range.
"It lives up to the hype ++"
"It's called 'tone'... I was the only man there..."
Throwing back to 2016.
When you live in a town, a town whose name starts with Pu.
Twizel has an un-official 'Fishing Sheriff.' The Robin Hood of Otago seas if you will.
They're so spot on - it's bloody ridiculous.
A rogue Serj appeared on stage last night and belted out a powerful tribute to Chris Cornell.
Bryce got to sit down with Tom Morello and DJ Lord ahead of their Auckland Prophets of Rage show.
Even just looking at that headline hurts our wangers.
"THIS IS SO MUCH METAL. AND I LOVE IT."
When old big dog Rog throws his weight around.
Hell of a first impression for our international visitors...
Check your bank account!
Ol mate Wilson Dixon's warming up for a tour around the country
Not as Pornhub as you'd think. It's actually worse.
Cause that's how the Irish do it, and that's reason enough.
Probably - no, definitely - a Rock listener.
"Am I going to die?"
Apologies for the f-bombs dropped on-air this morning.
He made international headlines, but's got nothing else to show for it.
Cooked nipples also on the menu. Chea Hokitika Wildfoods Fest.
Jack White is all of us.
The sick bastard uses his bizarre superpower to get out of shit he doesn't wanna do.
The Morning Rumble discuss the latest ground (or bum) breaking journalism from Newshub.
We'd like to think he's playing up being an arsehole, but he's not.
Watch the trailer now.
We gotta say too - not a bloody bad effort.
And he couldn't have done it without your comments!
Even our sharks know what a real Kiwi lunch looks like...
Unsurprisingly, they did a better job than him.
The animal's back at it...
"He hasn't got time for that, he's a dairy farmer."
Is Thane shit out of luck?
Bloody warms the heart, doesn't it.
Some accurate calls in here...
A week after going missing.
Like a kid's ball pit for cooked bogans.
Yep, this guy's in charge of this place...
The most ambitious WILL IT WORK we've had yet...
Shit we're hyped for Storm the Gates.
Season 5 could be scaring the shit out of you in 2018.
Aussiest bloke we've talked to.
Some dust must have gotten in our eyes, or something...
Don't try this at home... Unless you're already screwing you mate's sister?
"A desperate quest to get one sexy woman very naked."
Mike chats with a guy who saw a lapdance that was a touch different...
When you bark at the big dog, the big dog barks back....
Dude's always been a tripper...
The old fella has never been more proud.
The frontman teamed up with Supernatural actor Jensen Ackles.
WARNING: Deeply disturbing content inside.
Settle down ol' thug life Casey.
There are no words.
WARNING: VERY STRONG LANGUAGE.
Bryce is not crazy, he's just a little unwell...
After two weeks of intense training it all came down to this one moment...
Sucks to be you, bro.
Aaaaaand we have a new favourite Olympic athlete.
Method acting. Didn't quite get the facts right.... but since when do we do facts?
Just couldn't help yourself could ya Rog....
Roger will not be cursing the Black Caps tonight.
The leader of our nation has spoken. Rog Must Go.
Oasis frontman vs. classroom of cute kids...
Some of the best driving we've ever seen.
The right thing to do here is clear...
Forget the boys, tits out for the entire world.
We can hear the SPCA calling us now...
Hey mate, no judgment, we all get hungry.
What. A. Creature.
Bryce didn't think he left anything for Sharyn on Valentine's Day, he was wrong.
From heating up meals to trying to score free presents from listeners...
Nakey wipe out.
His terrified reaction is priceless.
Good on ya, Jimbo.
Biggest physically, that is.
Izzy Adesanya made one big splash in the UFC world this weekend.
In episode four of Andrew Mulligan's 'WILL IT WORK' segment, we give MAGIC PUTTY a hoon.
"You're not throwing up in my car buddy..."
A challenging poo town. But we got there.
The Waipu three-piece are taking Te-Reo head bangers to the international stage.
You're fighting a losing battle, Mulls.
"Everybody come in here - Bryce is struggling to go wees."
The poor chick is visibly mortified, even from behind.
Long weekend EVERY weekend? SIGN US UP!
Bloody well hope they got a tetanus shot after the ordeal....
Make it stop.
Will the miracle tape that can supposedly keep holes in pools from leaking and lift cars work? Or... not?
Big thank you to all the legends who turned up at Sweat Shop Brewery and partied with us!
From helping themselves to the bands rider to having no clue what the f*ck was going on.
Brad said they weren't allowed to put themselves on the van, but he said nothing about himself...
It spooked the shit out of Sundance and has a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes already.
Bryce's attempts at scoring free shit for himself on air hasn't gone unnoticed by the head honcho.
Mulls life hacks are BACK!
Get your bearings now, so you can cut out the fuck around and get straight to the good stuff!
The dizzy waiter challenge was on in Christchurch this weekend!
Poor bastard could be facing up to a year inside.
The dearro landed the dangerous wheelie perfectly.
The UFC babe is officially a wrestler.
Holy shit. Pick me Dave!
Karma's a bitch.
We're surprised he didn't burst a blood vessel by the end of this week...
Only in Russia.
Wanker had no chance.
For once the big guy ain't on the receiving end.
Jez's best effort yet.
The ol' treadmill chafing... Happens to the best of us mate.
How the shit she manages to sleep next to the man every night... We can only wonder.
What we'd give to be in that crowd...
Hot girl. Hot ass. Candy. Bazookas. What's not to like?
David Joyner describes himself as a tantra massage specialist who can last about four hours and costs $350 a hoon. He was also Barney for ten years.
During his interview with The Project, Roger Waters cracked a couple Kiwi jibes.