Bloke with world's largest schlong refuses to get reduction

Mexican dude Roberto Esquivel Cabrera is 54 and has the world's biggest penis.

While most guys would like to think they've got a pretty impressive package, ol' Rob boasts the largest trouser snake of 'em all at 18.9 inches. 

Having a massive member sounds like a bit of a dream, but it's not all fun and games for Roberto, who can't get a normal job or have sex.

He reckons he'd rather not have reduction surgery though, since he likes being famous for his record-breaking penis.

Eh, we're not sold on that, mate. What good's that thing if you can't use it?