Let's make one thing clear straight off the bat: we had no idea what this ad is about. Adult toys? Lingerie? Linen and bedding?
Ok, it got pretty clear near the end that it was about the first two and not the latter, but being honest - we don't really care.
Pamela Anderson - the iconic blonde bombshell and ultimate Playboy pin-up whose image that every adolsecent male from the 1990s and 2000s has probably done some very, very bad things to - has resurfaced in a new raunchy commercial for high-end sex shop, Coco de Mer.
At the ripe ol' age of 49-years-old, Pam's still got it and still can get the blood-rushing, as she flaunts it in this clip.
If you must know what happens - the former Baywatch star strips down before pleasuring herself on a bed of roses with something that sounds like - but is not - an electric toothbrush, before whispering "fuck Valentine's Day" to the camera.
We don't know why we are explaining it to you, as you probably aren't even reading this and have already watched it.