Study finds straight woman aren't reaching the O cause blokes are lazy in the sack (but lesbians have it down pat)

Chicks 07/11/2018

Lesbians have dropped a bombshell that’s making all hetrosexual blokes look real bad. Turns out female orgasm’s aren’t all that hard to achieve. Blokes just suck. Or perhaps aren’t sucking enough?

A new study conducted by a team of researchers from Chapman University and the Kinsey Institute looked into orgasm frequency. While media, literature and previous research have conditioned us to believe blokes orgasm more than sheilas, the aim of this study was to find out more about this “orgasm gap”.

"A major goal of the study," the authors write, "was to create a profile of the attitudes and behaviors of people who orgasm frequently versus rarely."

This is only the second study of it’s kind, and the first to focus on how often gay men, lesbians, and bisexuals orgasm, in addition to straight men and women.

Eighty-eight percent of lesbians said they usually or always came when they were intimate, compared to 65 percent of straight women.

With a whopping 52,000 participants, including 26,032 men and 24,102 women who identified as straight, 452 gay men, 340 lesbians, and 550 men and 1,112 women who identified as bisexual, it sounds like a bloody thorough study.

Broadly explains the researchers line of questioning; “participants were asked about frequency of receiving and giving oral sex; whether or not they'd ever talked about sex with their partner; and if they'd engaged in a variety of specific sexual activities, ranging from a massage, taking sex-enhancing drugs, and wearing lingerie to spanking, recording the deed, and having a threesome.”

In the end they did find dudes indeed do orgasm more than the fairer sex. BUT what’s a real kick in the guts, is the frequency of orgasms lesbians have vs. straight ladies.

Eighty-eight percent of lesbians said they usually or always came when they were intimate, compared to 65 percent of straight women.

Ouch.

Maybe there’s more to pleasing a woman than Chef’s ultimate advice…

Know any lesbians willing to share some tips? Asking for a mate.