Australia might beat us in a lot things - cricket, football, league, netball, weather, amusement parks to name a few.... but here is one thing they can't beat us on - and we think this one will hurt them the most.
A study conducted by Mandatory went to the trouble to find out which country has the biggest (and smallest) dicks in the world - and the news ain't great for our brothers across the Tasman.
The average erect penis size for New Zealand males is 5.5 inches, or 13.9cm (the global average). What is it for Australians, we hear you ask? 5.2 inches (or 13.2cm).
Kiwi guys be like:
Sure, it's not even one centimetre difference, but in this game you take what you can get.
Have a look at the chart below to see how New Zealand stacks up against other countries in the world.
Some notable findings:
- The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.
-The global average is 5.5 inches.
-The most well hung country in our study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.
-On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).
-North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches).
-Only 3 percent of men worldwide are over 8 inches. Only 6 percent of men actually need extra large condoms.
-Of the 80 countries included, the U.S. ranks #61 in average erect penis size.