Woman quits job, brown-eyes restaurant and tells everyone to "suck her motherf**king dick"

reddit user who knows nothing about Tool, answers questions about Tool

His answers are so wrong, but pretty funny.

WATCH: UK Mum's 50th birthday turns into a family brawl

Oh boy, this is like watching an episode of 'Shameless'...

British couple get a warning after neighbours complain about sex ‘louder than a lawnmower’

“The neighbours only have to put up with it for two minutes. What are they complaining about?”