Aussie bloke has his joint stolen by a magpie

funny shit 06/09/2016

One cheeky magpie will be flying high in Australia tonight.


A hilarious video captures the moment the bird robs a pot smoker and takes off with his joint.


The drug user had left his cannabis cigarette outside on the porch only to discover a sly magpie had taken it into its mouth.


The man yells at the bird as he watches his joint get carried off.


"Are you f**king s**ting me?" he says. "You stole my joint."


The stakes are high, and he makes a desperate attempt to snatch back his joint.


"Give it back," he pipes up.


But just when he thought the magpie was his bud, it flies away in a puff.


The bird is victorious, and the man is left smoked.


Magpie swooping season is in full swing in Australia, which has had mild winter temperatures and triggered early breeding.