The Rock has been named the Sexiest Man Alive. Which is confusing because we are a radio station.
People Magazine have mistakenly crowned this muscular joker who also goes by the name The Rock - Dwayne Johnson or something is his real name - with the top dog prize. Which is a little embarrassing for them. Preeeeetty sure they mixed us up.... I mean, look at us:
And take a look at him:
This just means I'm still up at 4am trainin' hard, takin' care of my babies, drivin' my pick up truck and tellin' a few dirty/nerdy jokes... extremely sexily of course. Huge THANK YOU you to the entire hard working and very cool staff at @People as well as all the fans worldwide. I'm honored and grateful for the luv! Remember, sexy isn't something you "try and be". Sexy happens naturally when you're comfortable just being yourself. Trust me, I'm an expert at this. (plus I read the "how to be sexy and a great kisser" guide when I was 8). #SexiestManAlive
Look, we get it. People make mistakes. Even huge ones like this. But cause we're pretty chill, we'll let this one slide.
Dwayne - keep that little trophy mate.