The Rock has been named the Sexiest Man Alive. Which is confusing because we are a radio station.
People Magazine have mistakenly crowned this muscular joker who also goes by the name The Rock - Dwayne Johnson or something is his real name - with the top dog prize. Which is a little embarrassing for them. Preeeeetty sure they mixed us up.... I mean, look at us:
And take a look at him:
Look, we get it. People make mistakes. Even huge ones like this. But cause we're pretty chill, we'll let this one slide.
Dwayne - keep that little trophy mate.
