#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words is the worst thing to happen to sex

There's been some real savage trending hashtags on Twitter over the past few years, but nothing will kill your boner quite like #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words.

Here's some "dirty talk" that'll leave you feeling dirty in all the wrong ways.

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South Park
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Korn
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