#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words is the worst thing to happen to sex

There's been some real savage trending hashtags on Twitter over the past few years, but nothing will kill your boner quite like #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words.

Here's some "dirty talk" that'll leave you feeling dirty in all the wrong ways.

Check Out More
Linkin Park
Prior to Chester's first death anniversary, Mike Shinoda talks about Linkin Park's future
19/07/2018
Chicks
Chick creates viral Meghan Markle/Kate Middleton pic, reckons she's "doing God's work"
19/07/2018
funny shit
100 y/o woman believes guzzling back cans of Stella is the secret to a long life
19/07/2018
Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters' Chris Shiflett is selling off his personal guitar collection
18/07/2018
trailer
WATCH: New trailer for Sons of Anarchy spin off 'Mayans MC' pays respects to Jax
18/07/2018
Chicks
WATCH: Waitress puts wanker in a headlock and takes him down after he grabs her ass
18/07/2018
trailer
WATCH: The second trailer for Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' biopic is here and it's epic
18/07/2018
new music
Listen to the huge new Greta Van Fleet tune 'When the Curtain Falls'
18/07/2018
queens of the stone age
Josh Homme gets rarked up by precious VIP area at front of stage, makes security open the gates
17/07/2018