Swedish troll claims Australia isn't real, has solid 'proof'

funny shit 23/03/2017

A Swedish chick is winding up all of Australia, thanks to a post she made claiming that the country doesn't exist and is actually a hoax.

Shelley Floryd refuses to believe the country exists because she reckons it was a cover up, used to hide the fact that all the criminals sent to the place back in the day were actually murdered.

"Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again," she says.

"The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history."

That's a pretty freaken bold statement to make from the other side of the planet.

Don't worry everyone, she's got some bloody solid proof that'll definitely make you believe her.

The Aussies over the ditch are not impressed at all.

"IDIOT PUT DOWN THE ICE PIPE OR GO CATCH A SPACESHIP WITH THOSE OTHER NUTTERS > SCIENTOLOGISTS...now ive heard it all... hope a kangaroo kicks some sense into you one day and a koala bites you on the ass," says one bloke on Facebook.

"I wish a drop bear would fall out of the sky & rip your bloody face off!!!! If Australia doesn't exist then drop bears do. W***er!!!!!!" another said.