Thief goes bananas, tries to hold up a chip shop with fruit

funny shit 06/03/2017

UK police are looking for a man who tried to commit a robbery armed with just a banana.

The guy burst into the fish and chip shop one February night, pointing the 'gun' at staff and demanding they "open the f***ing till".

We don't know who this bloke thinks he's kidding, but it clearly looks like a banana wrapped in a plastic bag.

No harm was done with CCTV footage showing the guy fumbling to pull a knife out of his pocket and running out the door empty handed.