Conor McGregor's life is becoming the stuff of legends.
The UFC champ had a three-day bender that we could never live up to.
He started off on a private jet and somehow survived the three days, ending up on top of a rental car at some random dudes house in Liverpool.
He landed himself in some hot water over that post. Apparently it's against rental policy to stand on a car you don't own.
The rental company ripped him a new one:
When you own one Conor you can stand on it like Floyd until then you can lose your deposit for standing on mine.
It was then, McGregor knew he'd fucked up.