In sports, there's always good players and bad players, but, as we've recently discovered, there's some pretty good players with some really bad names.
And if you're a bad player with a bad name... well you can imagine the hell you'd go through if you lost a game for your team. Way to go, Fartass.
1). Faraj Fartass - the rugby player who blows the competition away.
2). Steve Sharts - whose pitching method is a little different than most.
3). Dick Paradise - always guaranteed to score.
4). Ralf Minge - who lives up to his name as a footballer.
5). Dewanna Bonner - this female basketballer offers some interesting proposals off-court.
6). Ivana Mandic - really wishes she'd qualified for the male team.
7). Wang Liqin - this table tennis player handles more than just balls.
8). Dick Trickle - really earned his name after a near-miss car accident.
9). Rusty Kuntz - is now retired and living up to his name.
10). Destinee Hooker - is probably meant to be doing something other than volleyball.
11). Dick Felt - speaks for itself.
12). Yoshie Takeshita - really takes a shit on the opponents.
13). Chubby Cox - sinks some massive hoops.
14). Dean Shittu - his game is in his name.
15). Dick Sisler - a real sizzler on the field.
16). Bernt Haas - leaves everyone else behind him.
17). Gaylord Silly - doesn't even need a caption.
18). Dean Windass - is a really stink player.
19). Misty Hymen - we get it, you're a female swimmer.
20). Andrey Arshaven - has a great technique for increasing aerodynamic speed.
21). Dick Butkus - was hated for sucking up to the ref.
22). Lucious Pusey - wait... there's no way that's real - is it?
