This bloke breaks his femur and pelvic bone, is high as a kite and cracks some hilarious banter with the nurse

funny shit 05/10/2017

This American bloke breaks his femur and pelvic bone and is taken to hospital. 

While the lad is lying there high as a mother fucker on painkillers, his mate films him just spitting random shit out. It's the kind of the stuff you would imagine your dog would say if it could talk. 

While he is saying a bit of this and bit of that he comes out with a ballsy "show me your tits" as the nurse walks in. 

What a better time to say it when you have no idea what you're saying.