Scientists have found that smelling your partner's farts can help you live longer
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Scientists have found that smelling your partner's farts can help you live longer

Let it rip people and take it in.

If your missus is always complaining about you letting them rip around her, or ladies - if your man doesn't appreciate it when you trap him in a good ol' fashioned dutch oven, then today is your lucky day - because a study has proven that farts can help your cells to live.

Yes, farts - those funny sounding and smelly things that emit from your glorious behind - are good for your health.

First of all, before we get into the specifics - can we just ask a question: what the hell sort of university gave the green light for this study to be conducted? Because we want to give them a high five, cause that's fucking awesome.

According to Dr. Mark Wood, one of the researchers at the University of Exeter:

That's science talk for saying the smell your stinky ass farts produce gives your body various health benefits.

More nerd talk from another researcher, Professor Matt Whiteman:

Read more about the research here, because trying to explain all this science stuff ourselves is giving us a headache.

Well....there you go. While farts don't cure cancer, they are good for you.

What a time to be alive.

So next time you're in bed letting off a stinker, make sure you lift the covers and let your partner really take in what you have produced.