"Serial wankers" bribed with pizza if they hold off from tugging one out in prison
Yeah, that headline's bloody ridiculous, but the story isn't funny.
Hundreds of women working at a legal office in Cook County, Illinois, USA, haved filed a lawsuit against their head attorney and the Cook County sheriff for allowing them to be exposed to sexual assault on a daily basis - and rewarding detainee's "good behaviour" with pizza.
The lawsuit states prisoners were doing anything from masturbating in the women's presence, to inappropriate exposure, to sexually violent threats, even to physical attacks.
Prisoners were rewarded with pizza if they could hold out from sexual misconduct for 30 days.
Reportedly the sheriff only attempted to counteract the sexual assault through a "pizza program" - as in prisoners were rewarded with pizza if they could hold out from sexual misconduct for 30 days.
Props for creativity. What does a sick bastard miss almost as much as sex while locked up? Them cheesy pepperoni goods? We see the logic.
However, mighty shit yarns on the sheriff's front if he really did nothing more to prevent the sexual assault than REWARD prisoners for holding out...
Not to mention, many of the women claim the "pizza program" only made matters worse. Allegedly, prisoners who weren't offenders previously, started whipping their dicks out in the hope of being rewarded with pizza too.
Despite the overwhleming flood of complaints, the sheriff is denying any knowledge of his "pizza program".