A German fella has been left red in the face after mistaking a large courgette for an unexploded WWII bomb.
To give the 81-year-old credit, the courgette was quite a big boy, weighing in at 5kgs and 40cm in length.
The coppas stated the common garden vegetable "really did look like a bomb."
Oh gourdy.
Dad jokes aside, unexploded bombs are a relatively common occurence in Germany.
Just last May, fifty thousand had to be evacuated from Hannover after a dormant explosive was found.
Old geezer mistakes courgette for bomb, gets cops to investigate
funny shit