Man with world's largest dick has been officially registered as disabled but refuses reduction

The man with the biggest cock in the world survives on government assistance and food banks, because having a big dick is hard, in more ways than the obvious hard-on variety. 

The Mexican man Robert Esquivel Cabrera has a 18.9 inch penis - assumed to be the biggest dick in the world.

He has been hoping for his career to take off in the porn industry - because of his career hopes he has refused reduction surgery, however facing previous dismissal from the Mexican governemnt, his massive cock has officially been registered as a disability. 

I am happy with my penis...


The Sun talked to Cabrera:  "I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees.

"I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do."

Cabrera explained his career aspirations further: "I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there.

"I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there."

On ya mate. If you ever change your mind on the reduction front though, we could put an inch (or five) to good use...