New study finds meat eaters get way more sex than vegetarians.
2,000 Britons were surveyed. 42% of those who ate meat at least once a day were having sex once a week or more, while only 16% of the rabbits were getting so lucky.
The fact the study was conducted by the folks over at Gourmet Meat Club doesn't sound bias to us at all.
Bugger that long and healthy life vegetarian living's been promising, give us the sex and sirloin.