The kinky bastards in Germany lose 100 fellas a year while trying to make pearl jam

Making the bald man cry is a prime form of therapy for most lads. Some can't start the day without it, others can't sleep, most of us take part at least somewhat regularly (those of you that don't defy everything we know and understand in this world), but with all this jerking off going on everyday, there's no surprises some people have gotten a bit more creative with their methods... 

However, there's getting creative and then there's accidentally topping yourself... 

Concerning figures have come out of a recent study in Germany revealing the country loses about 100 men a year to bad beef strokeneoff

Before you start panicking about your upcoming fap session in t minus 5 hours, let us just stress these men were really branching out from the regular up, down, up, down,
squirt.

Erotic asphyixiation seems to be a fairly big factor. As in restricting your access to oxygen in order to get a better bingpot moment.  

LadBible reports:

One bloke in Hamburg was wearing a diving suit, had a plastic bag over his head, and was sitting next to a heater trying to melt slices of cheese on his body. It's not clear whether he died from asphyxiation from the plastic bag or something else.

Another bloke was electrocuted to death after using Christmas lights to stimulate parts of his body.

A big problem with these cases is reportedly that friends or family are usually the ones to stumble across the body in a compromising position and often remove some of the evidence before emergency services arrive. 

Anybody seen World's Greatest Dad? Literally that exact plotline. Dark comedy staring the amazing late Robin Williams. Great watch for anyone who appreciates a twisted haha. 

Trailer below: