Girl's public toilet horror story is one hell of a funny code brown yarn for the rest of us

Public toilets are a stink place ... But one lass, Nicole McCourt has had a worse experience than most. 

The story involves a detox drink, a flapjack, some serious ring sting, and some big life evaluation.  

Fortunately, Nicole got round to finding the funny side in her brown town misfortunes, and shared it on Facebook for all our entertainment... 

Behold, some tragic ass poo chat. 

Just wow.