Last weekend some golfers in Bebington, England saw a different kind of hazard on the par than usual.
Giving a hole in one a whole new meaning...
In footage filmed by a bewildered onlooker named Steven, it appears as though a half-naked man is penetrating the ninth hole with his willy, whilst shoving the golf flag up his anoose.
It's the weirdest thing I've ever had the misfortune to see.
The "grand slam" nightmares are made of.
On the ordeal, Steven said: "He was on his own and it looked like he was doing it for a kick and filming himself doing it. It's the weirdest thing I've ever had the misfortune to see."
When the man realised he'd been caught, he promptly got up, put the flag back where it belonged and walked away - like nothing happened.
Almost as weird as that old man who got banned from all UK farms after getting caught fisting cows.