Rock Drive were talking about this outrageous 'penis facial' only a couple months ago. A cream which is keeping Hollywood's skin supple thanks to Korean newborn's foreskin.
There's so many things wrong with the above sentence.
We've got some f*ckwit on New Zealand news telling us we need to ask babies for consent before changing their nappies, meanwhile Sandra bloody Bullock is trading Korean infants foreskin for eternal youth...
What a time to be alive.
We're bringing this story back to your attention because Sandra Bullock appeared on Ellen this week promoting her new movie Ocean 8. Ellen was just as gobsmacked about this "penis facial" as we are and decided to ask the 53-year-old actress for a few more details.
I think when you see how good it is to your face, you too will run to your local facialist and say, 'Give me the penis'
Don't watch Ellen and Sandra's shit yarns - Skip to 2.46 to hear the actress fizz over this disturbing beauty trend.
Sandra awkwardly explained: "Well, you push in whatever the facialist would like to insert into your pores. It is an extraction from a piece of skin that came from a young person far, far away and they somehow figured out how to extract..."
Ellen saw through Sandra's bullshit, and asked WHAT exactly is extracted.
Only instead of getting embarrassed by this cooked beauty treatment that sounds like it's come straight from the mouth of a villain in a Brothers Grimm fairytale, Sandra advocated the shit out of it.
Telling the crowd: "I think when you see how good it is to your face, you too will run to your local facialist and say, 'Give me the penis'."
You know what Sandra, I think you're wrong. Very, very wrong.
I don't care how good you look for 53. If your injecting baby foreskin cells into your face, you need help.
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