Someone's extracting model's vaginal yeast and turning it into beer

'The Order Of Yoni' is a new beverage on the market, proudly proclaiming it's 'The first beer with vaginal lactic acid in the world.

Not sure how proud they should be..  

I mean blimmin hell. We're all for praising woman. But swigging back a vaginal yeast beersie... Would you drink it? 

The Order of Yoni website explains a little more about the beer, and be warned now, shit gets weirder: 

"Imagine a beer which every sip offers a rendez-vous with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kisses you gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for such a beer?

We, the Order of Yoni, have prepared technology making creation of such unique beer possible. The beer containing quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess.

The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into dance with lovely goddess.
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Wow. This is a lot. We might need to sit down, and have a regular non-vaginal yeast beer to process all of this.