Chick gets engagement ring stuck up her hooha after her proposal ft. Kinder Surprise went very wrong

funny shit 12/07/2018

A woman was left with a Kinder Surprise and an engagement ring jammed up her honeypot, after attempting to propose to her boyfriend.

The unnamed and highly creative sheila was hoping her fella would find the Kinder Surprise after some "finger work", retrieve it, eat the egg and find the ring isnide - then she'd drop a knee, The Daily Mail reports. 

I mean, gummon, props for effort. 

Unfortunately the egg rolled from horizontal to vertical while hanging out up there, and got jammed. 

The lass obviously had her plan underway, when she realised something was wrong.

She reportedly popped the question anyway, but didn't tell him what had happened til he had already agreed to be her husband. 

Which he did.

Equal parts unexpected, disgusting and I suppose, romantic.

 

Shit, she sounds like one hell of a wife. 

The lass was then rushed to the hospital to be treated by Dr. Kay, who has recently written a book titled 'This Is Going To Hurt: Confessions Of A Junior Doctor'.

Dr. Kay described the proposal as "equal parts unexpected, disgusting and I suppose, romantic."

"Remarkably, she was so keen to maintain the surprise she wouldn't tell him what she'd done or why," Dr Kay added. 

Dr. Kay successfully removed the Kinder Surprise and the woman has since made a full recovery. 
 
What a yarn.