After four years of hitting the backdoor, couple go to Doctors to find out why they haven't made a baby yet

funny shit 27/08/2018

After going ham on anal for four years, a couple went to the doctors to find out why they hadn't fallen pregnant - despite having plenty of sex.

Yep. An unamed Chinese couple aged 24 and 26, had been married for four years and were completely ignorant of regular sex. As in sex that isn't up the bum.

Daily Mail reports that an examination by Dr. Liu found no gynacological issues, so she asked the couple further questions learning sex was often painful for the sheila and the lad had been putting it up her anoose for half a decade - a sexual method commonly referred to as "up the bum, no babies" on this side of the world. 

"Four years of marriage and neither the husband nor wife knew how to get pregnant. Couples so lacking in general knowledge are very rare," she told The Guiyang Evening News.

"But it is not uncommon for people to lack or have misconceptions regarding sexual knowledge."

Apparently, China's sex education is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal. With porn often used as a reference point for young, oblivious couples. 

That's unfortunate. 

Pretty stoked with our own awkward sex ed in retrospect... 

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