Ted Anderson, a real top-notch Dad, sprung his son by sneaking a 12-inch dildo (along with ample lube) into the poor bloke's carry-on luggage.
The video of his son going through the baggage check in New Orleans, and having to explain why there's a giant sex toy in his bag is bloody priceless.
A 12-inch latex schlonger is a god damn weapon. But even the baggage check chick can't keep her shit together. She starts laughing at the red-faced son (who is unnamed in this story).
"You gotta admit, it's priceless." quipped the baggage lady, as the embarrassed fella starts craving a stress-dart.
The Dad, Ted, posted the video to facebook which has since gone viral. Check it out above.
WATCH: Classic stitch up on bloke who finds a 12-inch dilly in his luggage before airport bag check
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