The Spanish cops got their minds blown by how many substances one man can get into his system on one bender, after they pulled him over and he tested positive for pretty much every drug there is.
Would not recommend. But hell of a yarn.
More on this story from our mates over at Newshub:
Police in the town of Carcastillo told Euronews that they were called on Saturday (local time) by a neighbour concerned that "several people were getting in a vehicle influenced by alcoholic beverages".
Arriving on the scene, they found a vehicle with six people inside, "all without a belt and one of them on top of another", according to Europapress.
Everyone involved was between 26 and 29 years old.
But a test found more than just alcohol in the man's system. Police also found high levels of cannabis, amphetamines/methamphetamine, cocaine and opiates.
The driver was fined €1000 (NZ$1729) for failing the alcohol test, and another €1000 for failing the drugs test.
He also lost 12 points off his driver's licence and vehicle was impounded.