WATCH: Kaikoura kayaker gets stitched up by seal, slapped in the face with an octopus

funny shit 27/09/2018

An unfortunate Kiwi bloke named Kyle Mulinder was minding his own business, kayaking through Kaikoura, when a seal thought he'd show Mulinder who was boss - and hurling an octopus at his face. 

"I was like 'mate, what just happened?' It was weird because it happened so fast but I could feel all the hard parts of the octopus on my face," Mulinder explained to 7News. 

"'I don't know who got the bigger fright - the octopus, the seal or me." 

Mulinder had been testing out the new Go-Pro 7 at the time, so it was attached to the top of his kayak and captured the whole ordeal. 

Too good.

Watch above.

Rumble will be catching up with Mulinder on the show tomorrow.