Bloke gets dumped after getting caught "poopsterbating" in Facetime to other chick

funny shit 26/10/2018

If you've never taken your phone to the loo while taking an ol' number 2... you're a liar.

This guys dump was a little more eventful than most though, with his missus catching mid sexy video chat with his side chick. RIP mate. 

Twitter user Trevor overheard the whole thing and live-tweeted it for our viewing pleasure. Here's how it all went down apparently:

The internet obviously had some follow up questions to the yarn:

Wow. What a bloody story. Or should we say shitty?