If you've never taken your phone to the loo while taking an ol' number 2... you're a liar.
This guys dump was a little more eventful than most though, with his missus catching mid sexy video chat with his side chick. RIP mate.
Twitter user Trevor overheard the whole thing and live-tweeted it for our viewing pleasure. Here's how it all went down apparently:
The internet obviously had some follow up questions to the yarn:
Wow. What a bloody story. Or should we say shitty?
