Bloke sells his missus on eBay listing, then panics when the bids get too high

funny shit 15/10/2018

After a bloke named Dale Deeks took his missus into a horse-riding shop, picked up a whip and gave his girlfriends booty a whack, she turned around and dished it back. Harder. Much harder. 

Quite literally butt hurt, Dale decided to seek his revenge by listing her in a Ebay auction. Rookie move my friend.
 

Although he intended his listing to be a joke. In the condition section he listed her as "for parts or not working".

But within 24 hours she'd gone viral, with 82,000 views, 100 bids hitting a whopping $141,500 NZD top bid. 

 

I would have been quite sad to see [her] go, but it wouldn’t have been so sad ‘cause I would have been crying in my Ferrari or my Lamborghini.

Read his crack up description below: 

“Constant whining noise that I can’t seem to stop. Bodywork is fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. No serious damage but you can see she’s been used. Please [bear] in mind when bidding she’s 37 years old. Basically, first thing in the morning she can be very temperamental, once warmed up the whining noise lessens but I would be lying if I said it goes away completely. The rear end leaks a bit but nothing that can’t be plugged.”

That wasn't enough to put off the keen bidders. And once he was hitting the 100k mark, he was starting to panic. Fortunately, Ebay stepped in, seen as human trafficking is somewhat against their policy. 


Ultimately, the couple had a good laugh about the haywire stitch up 

“I would have been quite sad to see [her] go, but it wouldn’t have been so sad ‘cause I would have been crying in my Ferrari or my Lamborghini.” joked Deeks. 

That does sound like a great consolation prize.

You're not wrong Deeks. 

Source: The Chive