Image: 7 News, Australia

Bloody hell, check out the size of this huge fucking cow in Western Australia

funny shit 28/11/2018

We're not really sure what else to say except that is one huge fucking cow.

I mean, just look at it. That shit's absurd. Bloody hell.

This beast, called Knickers, resides in Western Australia and clocks in at a whopping 6ft 4inches tall and weighs over a tonne at 1,397kg.

Cue the holy cow puns.

Some more info about this massive steer - Knickers is a castrated male Holstein Friesian that leads cattle in the herd. And we we believe that - shit, if that monster was telling us where to go, we would not argue.

If you're first thought was 'shit, that's a lot of steaks on the barbie', well you'd be wrong. Apparently Knickers is too big to take to the slaughterhouse. His owner, Geoff Pearson, tried selling him at an auction but meat processors said he was too big.

Geoff explains how Knickers got so big.

He was always a standout steer from the others, a bit bigger than the rest. We though let’s leave him there, he’s not hurting anyone.

Fair enough. As for the next obvious question - why is he called Knickers?

When he was young, when we first got him, we had a Brahman steer which was a friend of his.

So his name was Bra… so we [had] Bra and Knickers. We never thought he would turn into a big knickers.

Knickers will live out his days on the farm, and is apparently beloved by the other cattle on the farm.

Happy days everyone.